Apparently having a straight-line route - no turns, bends or corners - was a little too on-brand for Straight Pride. Starting at the Boston Public Library, the planned route will crisscross downtown, cut through the Boston Common and then end near the Old State House. And, let’s be honest here, heterosexual dude-bros are the only slice of the heterosexual pie likely to attend Straight Pride. Maybe they’ll even have decorated floats! Totally the type of thing masculine, heterosexual bros love doing. Saturday, June 12 & Sunday, June 13: Celebrate Pride 2021 with the Boston Gay Men’s Chorus. In what’s sure to double as an advertisement for Vineyard Vines, solid color polos and baggy cargo shorts, loud and proud heteros can be expected to dance and cheer and strut their totally expected and normal stuff down the streets of Boston. Gay Pride parade marches down Charles Street in Boston on June 20, 1981. Couples embrace and kiss in Central Park after a gay Pride parade, New York, New York, June 26, 1975. Go ahead and have your parade - just don’t try to shove your agenda down our throats or anything. National Gay Task Force banner, marches up Sixth Avenue during the annual Gay Pride parade in New York City, June 29, 1975. I think I speak for gay and LGBTQ people everywhere when I say: Hey, we get it, you’re straight and you want to take pride in what makes you different (or, in this case, normal). Watch this 8 1/2-minute MassResistance video to see what Gay Pride week in Boston was really all about. At least according to a Facebook post from Mark Sahady, a right-wing activist who claims to have obtained a permit from the city for a parade on Aug. Boston Chicago Dallas Fort Lauderdale Key West Las Vegas Miami New Orleans Palm Springs Phoenix South Africa. That’s right., Boston is holding a Straight Pride Parade. Washington DC Gay pride 2022 Find out the dates for the event, the list of parties, details about the parade route and see pictures and video of the 2021 edition. Lakers, and that blond ponytail guy from “Good Will Hunting” who lorded it over Ben Affleck with his Harvard knowledge). The celebration, of course, will be hosted in none other than the world’s most insecure city: Boston (see: Red Sox vs. The heteros have finally mobilized and planned a parade of their very own. Turns out they can (if they get city approval)! It’s Pride Month, which can mean only one thing: Finger-wagging straight people everywhere are asking, “Well, why can’t we have a Straight Pride celebration?”